this is after we "went" to the "parade." we have already decided to go back to williamsburg and eat food. notice that our eyes are filled with (hunger), optimism, hope, and youthful anticipation.
Sunday, June 18, 2006
lastweekendsparty.com
this is before we went to the "parade." notice that our eyes are filled with (smoke), optimism, hope, and youthful anticipation.
this is after we "went" to the "parade." we have already decided to go back to williamsburg and eat food. notice that our eyes are filled with (hunger), optimism, hope, and youthful anticipation.
this is after we "went" to the "parade." we have already decided to go back to williamsburg and eat food. notice that our eyes are filled with (hunger), optimism, hope, and youthful anticipation.
Tuesday, June 13, 2006
Get Your Kicks at Luscious 2006
-It was totally wicked, am I right? I am telling you, we had a time. Didn't we? Didn't we have a time?
-We did. We had a time.
(the less raunchy but more exciting details to come. now.....i must sleep.)
Sunday, June 11, 2006
After the Argument, by Stephen Dunn, BEST POET EVER
After the Argument
Whoever spoke first would lose something,
that was the stupid
unspoken rule.
The stillness would be a clamor, a capo
on a nerve. He'd stare
out the window,
she'd put away dishes, anything
for some noise. They'd sleep
in different rooms.
The trick was to speak as if you hadn't
spoken, a comment
so incidental
it wouldn't be counted as speech.
Or to touch while passing,
an accident
of clothing, billowly sleeve against
rolled-up cuff. They couldn't
stand hating
each other for more than one day.
Each knew this, each knew
the other's body
would begin to lean, the voice yearn
for the familiar confluence
of breath and syllable.
When? Who first? It was Yalta, always
on some level the future,
the next time.
This time
there was a cardinal on the bird feeder;
one of them was shameless enough
to say so, the other pleased
to agree. And their sex was sa knot
untying itself, a prolonged
coming loose.
Look, it's Stephen Dunn, my husband!:
Whoever spoke first would lose something,
that was the stupid
unspoken rule.
The stillness would be a clamor, a capo
on a nerve. He'd stare
out the window,
she'd put away dishes, anything
for some noise. They'd sleep
in different rooms.
The trick was to speak as if you hadn't
spoken, a comment
so incidental
it wouldn't be counted as speech.
Or to touch while passing,
an accident
of clothing, billowly sleeve against
rolled-up cuff. They couldn't
stand hating
each other for more than one day.
Each knew this, each knew
the other's body
would begin to lean, the voice yearn
for the familiar confluence
of breath and syllable.
When? Who first? It was Yalta, always
on some level the future,
the next time.
This time
there was a cardinal on the bird feeder;
one of them was shameless enough
to say so, the other pleased
to agree. And their sex was sa knot
untying itself, a prolonged
coming loose.
Look, it's Stephen Dunn, my husband!:
Saturday, June 10, 2006
So it's the Laughter We'll Remember, When We Remember the Way We Were
I am sad to report that in response to the LOL Chronicles, the frequency of Lainy's LOLing has decreased significantly. Though I suspect that she is still literally LOLing, she now generally prefers to reflect this emotion with a "hahahahaa."
Tuesday, June 06, 2006
Best American Erotica 2007
Susie Bright debuts the cover of The Best American Erotica 2007...and delivers the first round of foreplay....it's fucking HOT.
And...are there words to describe the joy knowing that a story of mine will be published in an anthology with Kathryn Harrison! It's like all my dreams come true and more!
Her book, "The Kiss" was so eerie/brilliant that reading it while at work (At Arbor Farms Market, the little people in Ann Arbor who continue to stick it to the man and sell organic pasta salad for ten thousand dollars a pound) rendered me totally unable to do my job. Luckily, my job was dumb and I only got paid seven bucks an hour, not counting the perks; e.g. eating tapioca pudding from the deli case in handfulls (I'm serious) and using the food-labler to print out stickers with UPC codes for my friends, e.g. "Marie Rules All Slaves." (I was fifteen).
I guess there are words. I talk a lot.
P.S. the tapioca pudding reference is not meant to imply anything sexual, you dirty pervs.
Monday, June 05, 2006
Don't Speak, Just LOLLOLOLOL
The LOL CHRONICLES:
This, the first post of "more potato products," is a companion piece to my blog entry entitled "Don't Speak, I Know Just What You're Thinking."
What follows is a chronicle of my favorite LOLer, Lainy. Lainy LOLs more than anyone else on AIM, which is why I chose her for this study.
The rules of THE LOL CHRONICLES:
1. Each LOL listing will include the LOL itself and the line immediately preceding it--regardless of if that line makes sense on it's own or was part of a longer segmented statement.
2. All LOLs which followed comments that contain or illuded to private information of either mine or Lainy's have been eliminated.
3. I would encourage those who know us to remember that these lines are taken out of context and therefore you don't know what on earth we are talking about.
Therefore....
I estimate that what follows is approximately 50% of Lainy's total LOLs, due to the large amount of private and suggestive information which was excluded.
Furthermore, it should be noted that I only have AIM logs of the conversations that took place on my computer in my apartment---which means only about 33% of my total AIM-time is accounted for. I am quite certain that Lainy also did a great deal of LOLing when we spoke at work.
This is the question we must ask ourselves as we survey the evidence: What Makes LainyRae LOL?
January 2006:
New conversation started at 1/6/06
lainyrae: i'm just sick of sleeping
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae:: and that's forgetting about the weekend
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: on antibiotics?
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: yes. and your body is a temple, chelain!! don't you pollute your pure insides with the mixing of wine and antibiotics! it oculd push you over the edge!!!!!
lainyrae: lolol
plaster176: well then we're back to the oral sex
lainyrae:: lol
New conversation started at 1/7/06
plaster176: shingles??? i thought people had that in the 19th century
lainyrae:: lol
plaster176: oh wow
lainyrae:lol
lainyrae:i was holding on for dear fucking life
lainyrae: lolol
New conversation started at 1/10/06
plaster176: and i told them not to tell me my weight
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: with food in them
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: huh?
lainyrae: lol
New conversation started at 1/12/06
plaster176: the whole thing?
lainyrae: lol yes
plaster176: i didn't even know about monica lewinsky
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: i'd go see it agian. i mean, i'll probably buy it on DVD
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: loved it
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: they did it for harry potter
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: yeah, harry potter i think was a bit more movie-ready
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: when i search for "rent broadway?
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: no, but i found it
lainyrae: oh lol
New conversation started at 1/13/06
plaster176: oh sad
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: from krista's friend erin, who stayed her a few weeks ago: "Krista, you told me about how Marie had this crazy lunatic friend from across the street. But you failed to mention the fact that he was an Icelandic GOD."
lainyrae: lol
February 2006
New conversation started at 2/4/06
lainyrae: what?
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: asleep
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: umm right
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: it kinda sucks that mo lives so far away from me now
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: i need your in demand-- i miseed it last week
lainyrae: lol
New conversation started at 2/5/06
plaster176: I missed last weeks
lainyrae: lol
New conversation started at 2/12/06
plaster176: we went to the craziest event of all time last night
lainyrae: lol yeah?
plaster176: it was totally werid
lainyrae: lolol
plaster176: but they weren't very cute
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: which was really funny
lainyrae: lollol
plaster176: erin paid a cabbie 100 bucks to take us to the L train
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: hum
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: "accidentally?"
lainyrae: lolol
plaster176: and silly
lainyrae: lol i don't even remember getting drunk
plaster176: me and lauren were like, craxcking up
lainyrae: lol clue me in, yo
plaster176: yay!!
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: yeah i didn't think so
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: you are?
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: heather is always hilarious
lainyrae: lololol
plaster176: and then ran
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: how are you and Tizara
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: but i was on the boat last night so i couldn't really field phone calls
lainyrae: right lol
plaster176: i mean, all these little construction paper black hearts
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: one says "hairy where it counts"
lainyrae: lolol
plaster176: i have an email from you in here alerady
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: what does that mean?
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: very coool
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: mattys caling me
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: there were a lot of half-naked gay boys wearing just leather straps
lainyrae: lolol ewwww
plaster176: a party CD
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: while
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: i think it was a enlightening experience
lainyrae: lolol
plaster176: no, i didn't
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: oh she left before you got there?
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: but "yeah"
lainyrae: lol
New conversation started at 2/17/06
plaster176: howdy victim
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: you have plenty
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: yes!
lainyrae: lol
New conversation started at 2/20/06
lainyrae: well only since like yesterday
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: bastarrd
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: when i first moved here
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: ha...then i realized it was dumb and a waste of time
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: wellllll i WOULD
lainyrae: lol i like her comment
plaster176: to get out of this cycle
lainyrae: lol
plaster176:it would be hypocritical of me
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: kinda
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: it's so often the case though
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: that's true too
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: and so i did
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: MAYBE
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: but it's not
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: "they're talking about their v-day plans"
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: really?
lainyrae: lolol
plaster176: ha!
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: to elana!
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: i'm not good at that stuff
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: i mean...i can't really be held accountable for any of my actions
lainyrae: lolol
plaster176: i think i'm heterosexual
lainyrae: lololol
plaster176: (side note; i have no problems)
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: huh.
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: she could play my part
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: just as complicated
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: i feel her deep pain
lainyrae: lol really?
plaster176: you guys are both full of shit
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: that conversation was so loaded
lainyrae: lolol
lainyrae: what do you mean?
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: and i totally want her
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: and accepted it
lainyrae: lollol
lainyrae: i know
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: no
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: thsi is the problem with lesbians
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: I DO NOT
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: like what?!
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: cause your'e wicked mature
lainyrae: lolol
lainyrae: just..... sometimes it's spotty
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: other times it[s pretty good?
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: swell!
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: then i cut it off because they wanted me to share my feelings with them
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: commitment?!!
lainyrae: lolol
plaster176: and i was like, ok cool
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: you might actually make a friend in the process!
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: anyhow. they wanted everything to be even
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: i didn't know you were a lesbian
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: cute.
lainyrae: lololl
lainyrae: what i'm not?!
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: ok good to know
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: ride the hobby horse
lainyrae: lolol
plaster176: haha
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: i got mono
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: no it is
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: good girl
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: he is so boring i can't even stand the thought of speakking to him on IM
lainyrae: lolol
lainyrae: yeah i'v ehad a few of those
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: tha't s a plus in a boy
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: yeah, i remember
lainyrae: lollol
lainyrae: i was like, hot, i wanna do it
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: ha, yeah right, i spent already like, 3 hours of my weekend on the train
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: no?
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: i told you that you have a bad memory
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: right, drug addled and too thin and all that
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: you just put my whole computer into slow drive
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: for me to attack like a lion
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: what hot lesbian friends do you have? from my experinece, you're not a fan of leaving the apartment
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: when i stop returning their phone calls
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: i think
lainyrae: lol
New conversation started at 2/22/06
plaster176: it's the most amazing thing ever
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: no, at home
lainyrae: lollol
lainyrae: what?
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: ah
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: she's there?
lainyrae: lolloll
plaster176: our internet isbeing weird
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: i took it off
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: why?
lainyrae: yeah lol
plaster176: on the verge of orgasm is like, my life
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: the verge, however: I'm good at the verge.
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: but still,i would imagine
lainyrae: lolol
lainyrae: what did you talk about?
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: ew
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: right
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: i guess it's fairly huge
lainyrae: lollol
plaster176: clutter i can handle
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: how was the comedy club
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: it's important to me
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: for her
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: and i was like "REALLY?!!!"
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: nobody knows mine either
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: like i did that for my sis
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: cuz i am sort of scared of what i might find out
lainyrae: lolol
New conversation started at 2/25/06
plaster176: ok?
lainyrae: loll yes of course
plaster176: in the intro
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: i don'tknow, but all my stuff is here!!
lainyrae: lolol
plaster176: matty lives in east harlem
lainyrae: lolol
plaster176: 100%=i'm actually allergic to your apartment
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: oh i totally know
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: for work
lainyrae: lollolol
plaster176: ooo, i liked star fker
lainyrae: lolol
plaster176: yeah, but iw anted to get the set
lainyrae: lolol
lainyrae: you would imagine correctly
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: it's really how i've learned to survive
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: yeah
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: hahaha
lainyrae: lolol
plaster176: it's just like--annoying to me
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: you know.
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: haha
lainyrae: lolol
plaster176: he is! he's like, one of the only people on earth i can say that about
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: gmai isn't working right now
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: and iw as suprirised how in rent she came back "to life"
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: didn't know she waS maureen's equivalent
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: and written down all my favorite quotes
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: smae with em
lainyrae: lolol
plaster176: i've never played settlers
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: omg lets do it
lainyrae: lol
New conversation started at 2/28/06
plaster176: sounds like an orgie
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: oh goodness
lainyrae: lolol
plaster176: ew
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: like a bit possessive
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: i mean
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: are we watching lesbian movies?
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: YAY BOUND
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: i was looking at me and lauren's movie collection and was like "we have the most subtly homosexual movie collection EVER"
lainyrae: lolol
lainyrae: and get some bushes for decoration
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: the hours has a lesbian relationship in it
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: i thought you meant the othrs
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: ok, ok
lainyrae: lollol
plaster176: i need A PLAN
lainyrae: lolol
plaster176: she doesn't?!
lainyrae: lolol
plaster176: huh
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: friday i will be in my room crying
lainyrae: lolol
plaster176: and won't fill uot of state prescriptions for controlled substances
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: so it sucks
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: it's not that hard bitch
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: to write it
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: i mean, you should say that
lainyrae: lolol
lainyrae: we don't have posters at swarthmore
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: "crime fighting hotties with killer bodies"
lainyrae: lolol hot
plaster176: sigh.
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: hm, did you?
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: yeah---where's this $1,000 coming from?
lainyrae: lolol
plaster176: would it be like, lainey and tara sexathon while marie hangs out with lainey's college freinds?
lainyrae: lolol
lainyrae: or late jan
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: nothing else
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: i mean encouragable
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: i totally forgot about that
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: you know
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: haha
lainyrae: lolol
lainyrae: at least none i've had
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: which is all a girl could ever ask for
lainyrae: lolol
March 2006
New conversation started at 3/11/06
lainyrae: word
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: right
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: i'm confused
lainyrae: lol
New conversation started at 3/17/06
lainyrae: tired
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: you gotta get on your game face
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: didnt' we know that dana was gonna die for a long time?
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: so we're gonna meet her
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: cuz if so, i would die
lainyrae: lollol
plaster176: that's awesome
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: irena mendel or whatever
lainyrae: lolol
plaster176: "if you'da seen it, if youda been there, you would have done the same"
lainyrae: lol yeah.. but no
lainyrae: but i think we'll be special
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: she's miiiiiiiinnnnne
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: why
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: haha
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: i know
lainyrae: lol
New conversation started at 3/19/06
lainyrae: i don't know what happened yesterday
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: you fell asleep in the bathtub
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: yeah, i know, i find that encouraging
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: that i am crazy
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: "despite the dead giveawways, such as the tattoos and love of the L Word, people seem to think that you're straight."
lainyrae: lolol
lainyrae: mine is so me
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: and 50% Hipster Dyke
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: me too
lainyrae: lolol
New conversation started at 3/31/06
plaster176: they are special
lainyrae: lolol
lainyrae: ok
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: oh ok
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: oh god
lainyrae: lol
April 2006
New conversation started at 4/2/06
plaster176: no
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: MARRRIEEE
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: and you know it.
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: DUH
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: I KNOW
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: as a friend
lainyrae: lolol
lainyrae: which is true
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: i KNOW
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: ok
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: are you kidding!?
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: my phone only works in one place.
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: people feel it sometiems.
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: YES
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: us two
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: she was really cool though
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: on her
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: it's a lose-lose situation
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: marie. i adore you.
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: ok
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: uh oh
lainyrae: lol
New conversation started at 4/3/06
plaster176: like..honey...i don't think so
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: good i agree
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: i've told people that
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: i havne't.
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: that's differnet
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: and i'm like hell no
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: like fuck you
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: right
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: haha
lainyrae: lol i know
plaster176: ha
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: thank GOD that's done with
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: no, i'm just making fun of you
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: so yes, you are, officially
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: haha
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: i think.....
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: and herein lies the problem
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: i know! but yikes
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: about me?
lainyrae: lolol
plaster176: haha
lainyrae: lolol
plaster176: right
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: yknow?
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: ll
lainyrae: lol what
plaster176: that's a one-armed hug
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: ok that's not funny
lainyrae: lolol
New conversation started at 4/4/06
lainyrae: sick
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: EWWW
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: yes
lainyrae: lol
New conversation started at 4/5/06
plaster176: from one another
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: so i went to the store
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: i thought it was mine
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: or whatever
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: EVER
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: oh ok
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: what else is new
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: why didn't you invite me!
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: on monday?
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: I KNOW!!!
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: HAHAHAHHAA
lainyrae: lololol
lainyrae: ewwww
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: jesus christ.
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: it is youuuuu CAPTAIN OBVIOUS
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: ok, we're gonna watch a movie and eat
lainyrae: lol
New conversation started at 4/7/06
plaster176: well, ok, there's a chance that we could do it here
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: i know
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: whatever
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: i'm not anyones "great friend"
lainyrae: lolol
plaster176: assmunch
lainyrae: lolol
plaster176: and i was like "HEY don't knock the prostitutes!"
lainyrae: lololol
lainyrae: oh
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: i fell in love with her
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: no we were fine.
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: sonya, right.
lainyrae: lol
New conversation started at 4/8/06
lainyrae: what HAPPENED
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: sprightly elfin femme?
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: i know
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: for a while
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: or tell natalie that her shirt looks like a curtain
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: to do
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: why?
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: i mean
lainyrae: lol
New conversation started at 4/9/06
lainyrae: marie i'm pouring my heart out to you
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: exactly
lainyrae: lol
New conversation started at 4/11/06
lainyrae: and let's just relax
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: PSH
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: and the answer is; "we're working on it"
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: they are?!!
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: exciting.
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: you guys are gonna kill me.
lainyrae: flol
lainyrae: nono
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: no, but i mean actually
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: i swear
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: haha
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: i'm like NOOOOOO
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: just kidding
lainyrae: lololol
lainyrae: i have OTHER friends
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: honey, i have to go to bed early, i have a big day of work ahead of me tomorrow
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: moving on
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: lainy, roosevelet island sucks
lainyrae: lolol
plaster176: ok just wanted to get that settled
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: i'm currently sensitive
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: but i mean my GOD
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: ERIN IS HAVING A PARTY ON SATURDAY THE 22ND
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: god wants you i like
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: :-D
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: fucker
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: scary faces
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: many
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: (just kidding, we didn't make out)
lainyrae: lolol
lainyrae: i like the one of me dancing
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: i mean, painting tape
lainyrae: lol!!!
lainyrae: lolol
plaster176: AWFUL
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: and if they're not, then fuck them!
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: which is my usual motivation
lainyrae: lol
New conversation started at 4/14/06
lainyrae: no
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: i know
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: i'm not trying to sound critical (on AIM, you can never tell)
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: oh dear
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: now i can get my BACK MASSAGEEEEE
lainyrae: lol
New conversation started at 4/15/06
lainyrae: and i think you both like me
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: have fun in the stacks
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: ?
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: for a long time
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: oh come on.
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: or, i tried to at least
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: PSH
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: and then they load it like, ten times and you have to go back and delete them all
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: MEEEE
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: i like the one from my high school boyfriend the best
lainyrae: lol
New conversation started at 4/16/06
plaster176: and we were not
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: she didn't do, i mean
lainyrae: lolololol
plaster176: all of this
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: did some writing, clenaed my room, worked out, went to the drug store, um, i was wondering that myself earlier--what did i do today?
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: ll
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: i mean for the night
lainyrae: loll
New conversation started at 4/21/06
lainyrae: lemme guess why
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: duh
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: haha
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: let's celebrate that milestone
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: i was just thinking that
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: if you were a stripper i could go see you
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: things are great
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: lauren?
lainyrae: lol
New conversation started at 4/28/06
lainyrae: oh i don't know
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: i take it back
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: that's not possible
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: ok.
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: 800
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: right, exactly
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: right
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: from jersey
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: you guys would have amazing written discourse
lainyrae: lol
May 2006
New conversation started at 5/5/06
lainyrae: not in the wrong way
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: cause he's not educated enough about it
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: yeah like from back in the what, 30s??
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: nobody's gonna publish it
lainyrae: lol
New conversation started at 5/9/06
plaster176: sometimes i am bad with names
lainyrae: lol
New conversation started at 5/18/06
plaster176: "i think you take care of that just fine"
lainyrae: lolol
New conversation started at 5/20/06
plaster176: i'm the whore, you're the sllut
lainyrae: lolol it is?
plaster176: oh, you do?
lainyrae: lolol
lainyrae: it's havi
lainyrae: lol
New conversation started at 5/21/06
lainyrae: yamaguchi???
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: the tamagotchi girl
lainyrae: olololol
New conversation started at 5/27/06
lainyrae: so true
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: of course
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: ok hopefully she woin't hate me
lainyrae: lol
This, the first post of "more potato products," is a companion piece to my blog entry entitled "Don't Speak, I Know Just What You're Thinking."
What follows is a chronicle of my favorite LOLer, Lainy. Lainy LOLs more than anyone else on AIM, which is why I chose her for this study.
The rules of THE LOL CHRONICLES:
1. Each LOL listing will include the LOL itself and the line immediately preceding it--regardless of if that line makes sense on it's own or was part of a longer segmented statement.
2. All LOLs which followed comments that contain or illuded to private information of either mine or Lainy's have been eliminated.
3. I would encourage those who know us to remember that these lines are taken out of context and therefore you don't know what on earth we are talking about.
Therefore....
I estimate that what follows is approximately 50% of Lainy's total LOLs, due to the large amount of private and suggestive information which was excluded.
Furthermore, it should be noted that I only have AIM logs of the conversations that took place on my computer in my apartment---which means only about 33% of my total AIM-time is accounted for. I am quite certain that Lainy also did a great deal of LOLing when we spoke at work.
This is the question we must ask ourselves as we survey the evidence: What Makes LainyRae LOL?
January 2006:
New conversation started at 1/6/06
lainyrae: i'm just sick of sleeping
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae:: and that's forgetting about the weekend
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: on antibiotics?
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: yes. and your body is a temple, chelain!! don't you pollute your pure insides with the mixing of wine and antibiotics! it oculd push you over the edge!!!!!
lainyrae: lolol
plaster176: well then we're back to the oral sex
lainyrae:: lol
New conversation started at 1/7/06
plaster176: shingles??? i thought people had that in the 19th century
lainyrae:: lol
plaster176: oh wow
lainyrae:lol
lainyrae:i was holding on for dear fucking life
lainyrae: lolol
New conversation started at 1/10/06
plaster176: and i told them not to tell me my weight
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: with food in them
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: huh?
lainyrae: lol
New conversation started at 1/12/06
plaster176: the whole thing?
lainyrae: lol yes
plaster176: i didn't even know about monica lewinsky
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: i'd go see it agian. i mean, i'll probably buy it on DVD
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: loved it
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: they did it for harry potter
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: yeah, harry potter i think was a bit more movie-ready
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: when i search for "rent broadway?
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: no, but i found it
lainyrae: oh lol
New conversation started at 1/13/06
plaster176: oh sad
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: from krista's friend erin, who stayed her a few weeks ago: "Krista, you told me about how Marie had this crazy lunatic friend from across the street. But you failed to mention the fact that he was an Icelandic GOD."
lainyrae: lol
February 2006
New conversation started at 2/4/06
lainyrae: what?
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: asleep
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: umm right
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: it kinda sucks that mo lives so far away from me now
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: i need your in demand-- i miseed it last week
lainyrae: lol
New conversation started at 2/5/06
plaster176: I missed last weeks
lainyrae: lol
New conversation started at 2/12/06
plaster176: we went to the craziest event of all time last night
lainyrae: lol yeah?
plaster176: it was totally werid
lainyrae: lolol
plaster176: but they weren't very cute
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: which was really funny
lainyrae: lollol
plaster176: erin paid a cabbie 100 bucks to take us to the L train
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: hum
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: "accidentally?"
lainyrae: lolol
plaster176: and silly
lainyrae: lol i don't even remember getting drunk
plaster176: me and lauren were like, craxcking up
lainyrae: lol clue me in, yo
plaster176: yay!!
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: yeah i didn't think so
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: you are?
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: heather is always hilarious
lainyrae: lololol
plaster176: and then ran
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: how are you and Tizara
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: but i was on the boat last night so i couldn't really field phone calls
lainyrae: right lol
plaster176: i mean, all these little construction paper black hearts
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: one says "hairy where it counts"
lainyrae: lolol
plaster176: i have an email from you in here alerady
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: what does that mean?
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: very coool
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: mattys caling me
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: there were a lot of half-naked gay boys wearing just leather straps
lainyrae: lolol ewwww
plaster176: a party CD
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: while
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: i think it was a enlightening experience
lainyrae: lolol
plaster176: no, i didn't
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: oh she left before you got there?
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: but "yeah"
lainyrae: lol
New conversation started at 2/17/06
plaster176: howdy victim
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: you have plenty
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: yes!
lainyrae: lol
New conversation started at 2/20/06
lainyrae: well only since like yesterday
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: bastarrd
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: when i first moved here
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: ha...then i realized it was dumb and a waste of time
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: wellllll i WOULD
lainyrae: lol i like her comment
plaster176: to get out of this cycle
lainyrae: lol
plaster176:it would be hypocritical of me
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: kinda
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: it's so often the case though
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: that's true too
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: and so i did
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: MAYBE
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: but it's not
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: "they're talking about their v-day plans"
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: really?
lainyrae: lolol
plaster176: ha!
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: to elana!
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: i'm not good at that stuff
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: i mean...i can't really be held accountable for any of my actions
lainyrae: lolol
plaster176: i think i'm heterosexual
lainyrae: lololol
plaster176: (side note; i have no problems)
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: huh.
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: she could play my part
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: just as complicated
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: i feel her deep pain
lainyrae: lol really?
plaster176: you guys are both full of shit
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: that conversation was so loaded
lainyrae: lolol
lainyrae: what do you mean?
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: and i totally want her
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: and accepted it
lainyrae: lollol
lainyrae: i know
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: no
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: thsi is the problem with lesbians
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: I DO NOT
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: like what?!
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: cause your'e wicked mature
lainyrae: lolol
lainyrae: just..... sometimes it's spotty
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: other times it[s pretty good?
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: swell!
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: then i cut it off because they wanted me to share my feelings with them
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: commitment?!!
lainyrae: lolol
plaster176: and i was like, ok cool
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: you might actually make a friend in the process!
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: anyhow. they wanted everything to be even
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: i didn't know you were a lesbian
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: cute.
lainyrae: lololl
lainyrae: what i'm not?!
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: ok good to know
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: ride the hobby horse
lainyrae: lolol
plaster176: haha
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: i got mono
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: no it is
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: good girl
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: he is so boring i can't even stand the thought of speakking to him on IM
lainyrae: lolol
lainyrae: yeah i'v ehad a few of those
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: tha't s a plus in a boy
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: yeah, i remember
lainyrae: lollol
lainyrae: i was like, hot, i wanna do it
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: ha, yeah right, i spent already like, 3 hours of my weekend on the train
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: no?
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: i told you that you have a bad memory
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: right, drug addled and too thin and all that
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: you just put my whole computer into slow drive
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: for me to attack like a lion
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: what hot lesbian friends do you have? from my experinece, you're not a fan of leaving the apartment
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: when i stop returning their phone calls
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: i think
lainyrae: lol
New conversation started at 2/22/06
plaster176: it's the most amazing thing ever
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: no, at home
lainyrae: lollol
lainyrae: what?
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: ah
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: she's there?
lainyrae: lolloll
plaster176: our internet isbeing weird
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: i took it off
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: why?
lainyrae: yeah lol
plaster176: on the verge of orgasm is like, my life
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: the verge, however: I'm good at the verge.
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: but still,i would imagine
lainyrae: lolol
lainyrae: what did you talk about?
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: ew
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: right
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: i guess it's fairly huge
lainyrae: lollol
plaster176: clutter i can handle
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: how was the comedy club
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: it's important to me
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: for her
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: and i was like "REALLY?!!!"
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: nobody knows mine either
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: like i did that for my sis
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: cuz i am sort of scared of what i might find out
lainyrae: lolol
New conversation started at 2/25/06
plaster176: ok?
lainyrae: loll yes of course
plaster176: in the intro
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: i don'tknow, but all my stuff is here!!
lainyrae: lolol
plaster176: matty lives in east harlem
lainyrae: lolol
plaster176: 100%=i'm actually allergic to your apartment
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: oh i totally know
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: for work
lainyrae: lollolol
plaster176: ooo, i liked star fker
lainyrae: lolol
plaster176: yeah, but iw anted to get the set
lainyrae: lolol
lainyrae: you would imagine correctly
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: it's really how i've learned to survive
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: yeah
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: hahaha
lainyrae: lolol
plaster176: it's just like--annoying to me
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: you know.
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: haha
lainyrae: lolol
plaster176: he is! he's like, one of the only people on earth i can say that about
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: gmai isn't working right now
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: and iw as suprirised how in rent she came back "to life"
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: didn't know she waS maureen's equivalent
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: and written down all my favorite quotes
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: smae with em
lainyrae: lolol
plaster176: i've never played settlers
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: omg lets do it
lainyrae: lol
New conversation started at 2/28/06
plaster176: sounds like an orgie
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: oh goodness
lainyrae: lolol
plaster176: ew
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: like a bit possessive
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: i mean
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: are we watching lesbian movies?
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: YAY BOUND
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: i was looking at me and lauren's movie collection and was like "we have the most subtly homosexual movie collection EVER"
lainyrae: lolol
lainyrae: and get some bushes for decoration
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: the hours has a lesbian relationship in it
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: i thought you meant the othrs
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: ok, ok
lainyrae: lollol
plaster176: i need A PLAN
lainyrae: lolol
plaster176: she doesn't?!
lainyrae: lolol
plaster176: huh
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: friday i will be in my room crying
lainyrae: lolol
plaster176: and won't fill uot of state prescriptions for controlled substances
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: so it sucks
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: it's not that hard bitch
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: to write it
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: i mean, you should say that
lainyrae: lolol
lainyrae: we don't have posters at swarthmore
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: "crime fighting hotties with killer bodies"
lainyrae: lolol hot
plaster176: sigh.
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: hm, did you?
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: yeah---where's this $1,000 coming from?
lainyrae: lolol
plaster176: would it be like, lainey and tara sexathon while marie hangs out with lainey's college freinds?
lainyrae: lolol
lainyrae: or late jan
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: nothing else
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: i mean encouragable
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: i totally forgot about that
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: you know
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: haha
lainyrae: lolol
lainyrae: at least none i've had
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: which is all a girl could ever ask for
lainyrae: lolol
March 2006
New conversation started at 3/11/06
lainyrae: word
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: right
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: i'm confused
lainyrae: lol
New conversation started at 3/17/06
lainyrae: tired
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: you gotta get on your game face
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: didnt' we know that dana was gonna die for a long time?
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: so we're gonna meet her
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: cuz if so, i would die
lainyrae: lollol
plaster176: that's awesome
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: irena mendel or whatever
lainyrae: lolol
plaster176: "if you'da seen it, if youda been there, you would have done the same"
lainyrae: lol yeah.. but no
lainyrae: but i think we'll be special
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: she's miiiiiiiinnnnne
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: why
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: haha
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: i know
lainyrae: lol
New conversation started at 3/19/06
lainyrae: i don't know what happened yesterday
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: you fell asleep in the bathtub
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: yeah, i know, i find that encouraging
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: that i am crazy
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: "despite the dead giveawways, such as the tattoos and love of the L Word, people seem to think that you're straight."
lainyrae: lolol
lainyrae: mine is so me
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: and 50% Hipster Dyke
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: me too
lainyrae: lolol
New conversation started at 3/31/06
plaster176: they are special
lainyrae: lolol
lainyrae: ok
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: oh ok
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: oh god
lainyrae: lol
April 2006
New conversation started at 4/2/06
plaster176: no
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: MARRRIEEE
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: and you know it.
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: DUH
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: I KNOW
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: as a friend
lainyrae: lolol
lainyrae: which is true
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: i KNOW
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: ok
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: are you kidding!?
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: my phone only works in one place.
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: people feel it sometiems.
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: YES
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: us two
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: she was really cool though
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: on her
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: it's a lose-lose situation
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: marie. i adore you.
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: ok
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: uh oh
lainyrae: lol
New conversation started at 4/3/06
plaster176: like..honey...i don't think so
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: good i agree
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: i've told people that
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: i havne't.
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: that's differnet
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: and i'm like hell no
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: like fuck you
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: right
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: haha
lainyrae: lol i know
plaster176: ha
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: thank GOD that's done with
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: no, i'm just making fun of you
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: so yes, you are, officially
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: haha
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: i think.....
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: and herein lies the problem
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: i know! but yikes
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: about me?
lainyrae: lolol
plaster176: haha
lainyrae: lolol
plaster176: right
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: yknow?
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: ll
lainyrae: lol what
plaster176: that's a one-armed hug
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: ok that's not funny
lainyrae: lolol
New conversation started at 4/4/06
lainyrae: sick
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: EWWW
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: yes
lainyrae: lol
New conversation started at 4/5/06
plaster176: from one another
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: so i went to the store
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: i thought it was mine
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: or whatever
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: EVER
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: oh ok
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: what else is new
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: why didn't you invite me!
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: on monday?
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: I KNOW!!!
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: HAHAHAHHAA
lainyrae: lololol
lainyrae: ewwww
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: jesus christ.
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: it is youuuuu CAPTAIN OBVIOUS
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: ok, we're gonna watch a movie and eat
lainyrae: lol
New conversation started at 4/7/06
plaster176: well, ok, there's a chance that we could do it here
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: i know
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: whatever
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: i'm not anyones "great friend"
lainyrae: lolol
plaster176: assmunch
lainyrae: lolol
plaster176: and i was like "HEY don't knock the prostitutes!"
lainyrae: lololol
lainyrae: oh
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: i fell in love with her
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: no we were fine.
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: sonya, right.
lainyrae: lol
New conversation started at 4/8/06
lainyrae: what HAPPENED
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: sprightly elfin femme?
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: i know
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: for a while
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: or tell natalie that her shirt looks like a curtain
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: to do
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: why?
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: i mean
lainyrae: lol
New conversation started at 4/9/06
lainyrae: marie i'm pouring my heart out to you
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: exactly
lainyrae: lol
New conversation started at 4/11/06
lainyrae: and let's just relax
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: PSH
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: and the answer is; "we're working on it"
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: they are?!!
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: exciting.
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: you guys are gonna kill me.
lainyrae: flol
lainyrae: nono
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: no, but i mean actually
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: i swear
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: haha
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: i'm like NOOOOOO
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: just kidding
lainyrae: lololol
lainyrae: i have OTHER friends
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: honey, i have to go to bed early, i have a big day of work ahead of me tomorrow
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: moving on
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: lainy, roosevelet island sucks
lainyrae: lolol
plaster176: ok just wanted to get that settled
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: i'm currently sensitive
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: but i mean my GOD
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: ERIN IS HAVING A PARTY ON SATURDAY THE 22ND
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: god wants you i like
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: :-D
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: fucker
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: scary faces
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: many
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: (just kidding, we didn't make out)
lainyrae: lolol
lainyrae: i like the one of me dancing
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: i mean, painting tape
lainyrae: lol!!!
lainyrae: lolol
plaster176: AWFUL
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: and if they're not, then fuck them!
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: which is my usual motivation
lainyrae: lol
New conversation started at 4/14/06
lainyrae: no
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: i know
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: i'm not trying to sound critical (on AIM, you can never tell)
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: oh dear
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: now i can get my BACK MASSAGEEEEE
lainyrae: lol
New conversation started at 4/15/06
lainyrae: and i think you both like me
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: have fun in the stacks
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: ?
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: for a long time
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: oh come on.
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: or, i tried to at least
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: PSH
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: and then they load it like, ten times and you have to go back and delete them all
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: MEEEE
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: i like the one from my high school boyfriend the best
lainyrae: lol
New conversation started at 4/16/06
plaster176: and we were not
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: she didn't do, i mean
lainyrae: lolololol
plaster176: all of this
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: did some writing, clenaed my room, worked out, went to the drug store, um, i was wondering that myself earlier--what did i do today?
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: ll
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: i mean for the night
lainyrae: loll
New conversation started at 4/21/06
lainyrae: lemme guess why
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: duh
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: haha
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: let's celebrate that milestone
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: i was just thinking that
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: if you were a stripper i could go see you
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: things are great
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: lauren?
lainyrae: lol
New conversation started at 4/28/06
lainyrae: oh i don't know
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: i take it back
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: that's not possible
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: ok.
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: 800
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: right, exactly
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: right
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: from jersey
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: you guys would have amazing written discourse
lainyrae: lol
May 2006
New conversation started at 5/5/06
lainyrae: not in the wrong way
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: cause he's not educated enough about it
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: yeah like from back in the what, 30s??
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: nobody's gonna publish it
lainyrae: lol
New conversation started at 5/9/06
plaster176: sometimes i am bad with names
lainyrae: lol
New conversation started at 5/18/06
plaster176: "i think you take care of that just fine"
lainyrae: lolol
New conversation started at 5/20/06
plaster176: i'm the whore, you're the sllut
lainyrae: lolol it is?
plaster176: oh, you do?
lainyrae: lolol
lainyrae: it's havi
lainyrae: lol
New conversation started at 5/21/06
lainyrae: yamaguchi???
lainyrae: lol
plaster176: the tamagotchi girl
lainyrae: olololol
New conversation started at 5/27/06
lainyrae: so true
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: of course
lainyrae: lol
lainyrae: ok hopefully she woin't hate me
lainyrae: lol
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